From now until the end of May 2020, I am offering a discounted rate for my writing service: $100/hour. Normally, I charge $150/hour, $130/hour for those who live in San Luis Obispo County (CA). Free 30-minute phone consultation. What story do you need to tell? Your story matters.
I was going to post another fun video, but I have a long meeting with a large group of people in town from New York City. April Fool’s, suckas!
I wonder if the founders of our country predicted that the term forefathers would be used in the future by children from broken homes.
I am selling toilet paper on the black market—out of the back of my truck in an alley. $100 per roll. Meet me there. This offer won’t last. Grab ‘em while they’re hot.
Some people don’t need to look at their grocery carts and wallets to see that they’re hoarding food. They just need to look to their hips and bellies.
When I was a child my hair was platinum blonde. The next 20 years it was golden blonde. Now it’s perimenopause blonde.
I was at a store looking at washing machines and asked a worker to show me the top of the line. He pointed to one and said, “This one. It’s an LG.” I said no. I want Maria—someone to do my laundry for me.
Today is BeanFit’s 28th anniversary. Happy anniversary to us! In 1992 I started BeanFit Health and Fitness Services, which included writing. I stopped offering health and fitness services in 2014, and BeanFit remained as my brand of books. Thank you for making my career successful and fun.
I now have an Instagram account: jeannebeanmurdock. Follow me! Not in a stalker way. Just a social media way. Also, I am taking a class called Acting for the Camera. Visit my YouTube channel, beanners1, for monologues and other new videos posted.
I will perform stand-up comedy at The Pour House Wednesday, January 8. The show starts at 7:30 p.m. I will be one of several comedians performing, so I’m not sure what time I’ll go on. Paso Robles. https://www.pasoroblesbeer.com/events
I hope to see you there–I’ll have my skates!
Posted at a pool entrance.
October 30 I completed Barefoot NOMAD, an autobiography I wrote in the voice of my client Ted Gilbert. Take a vicarious journey through his exciting life growing up during WWII and later working in energy exploration and exploitation. Visit Amazon to order. https://www.amazon.com/s?k=barefoot+nomad+gilbert+ted&ref=nb_sb_noss
You can’t make it to one of my book readings that I never have? Don’t fret. CLICK HERE to watch me read a chapter from Carole Breton’s autobiography, My Guardian Angel Wears Antiperspirant. You will be directed to my YouTube channel: beanners1.
I finished writing my first screenplay and uploaded it to the copyright office. Now I am sending it out for sale, looking for an agent or directly a producer. The screenplay is a comedy movie called Flight Pattern.
Friday night I finished writing my first screenplay, a comedy movie. I’ll spend the next two weeks editing it and then I’ll upload it to the copyright office. After I receive my copyright certificate I will send out the screenplay for sale. At that time I will be able to talk about the story.
Paso Robles Daily News printed an article, yesterday, that I wrote about customer service and my new book. Read here.