What if people were reincarnated to a religion they hate? An ISIS member might come back as an American Catholic priest. Then he’d have to blow himself up twice.
Today is my 26th anniversary in business. Who knew that my human health and fitness services would morph to dog massage? Who knew that I would go from writing health and fitness books to autobiographies? I spent all of last year co-writing autobiographies for two people. We finished writing the books in December. One book is in the first stage of editing, and the other should be available in a week. Also, The Every Excuse in the Book Book is in its second printing. Stay tuned and thank you for being my fans.
The saying measure twice cut once was coined by a contractor with a bad memory.
Obese people are divided into two anthropometric categories: apple shape and pear shape. Some people are the whole damn orchard.
I will perform at an improv show Thursday, February 15, at 7 p.m. Come watch a hilarious show. $5. Lasts about 90 minutes. Underground Brewing Company, 1040 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, CA.
True story. I’m almost done writing another book. In 1979, two probation officers escorted six teenage boys into a federal prison to participate in Scared Straight. Not only were the boys subjected to the predicted yelling but also they were forced to fully strip and were molested by several inmates for more than an hour. I’m honored to be entrusted with this story and hope that it will yield justice and peace for the boys. Also, I am hoping that the book’s publicity will bring forward four of the boys whose identities I haven’t learned, yet.
New retailer. Thank you EarthTones in Paso Robles for carrying The Every Excuse in the Book Book, Successful Dating at Last! and It’s Hard to Find Good Help These Days. Check out their cool goods and even cooler services like massage.
Paso Robles Daily News printed an article, yesterday, that I wrote about customer service and my new book. Read here.